The barron does good!

Dear Paul and Gerry, I am really sorry about not leaving any charity money. I just divided up what was on the table between the three of us (one person hadn't put in). Please can I be clear it wasn't the two Chris' fault. I am at the club now. Trevor was here and I put £10 into the charity jar (with an elastic band round it to make it easier to get out) essentially everyone's stake. Once again I feel mortified. I'm sorry.
Andy