DAVE MEAGHER: Remains on these slopes despite promises of a U.S return, a wild love life, date count comparable to Cilla. Last seen schmoosing with a male of afro/oriental appearance, not sure if he is Arthur or Martha. Golf game can be great as his runner up in the salver suggests, however most agree he was just damn lucky.
KASPER MULLPHAUT:Anxious and uptight the Badger needs to try to relax a little bit more,one of lifes great worriers.A great raconteur expect him to tell jokes and amusing stories all through the night.One of the favourites.
BRIAN REEVES: So impressed with his recent vacation to Sri Lanka, he is talking of emigrating; unfortunately El Tel won’t let him go. Given last year’s salver victory should have a chance here. Favourite to be inebriated first.
MALCOLM RYDER: Captain slasher, best captain since Brian Keable. Not quite as organised or efficient as the wild thing, hence the daily changes to the fixture list. Is this the right weekend? knows? It might not even be the right venue. Driving issues may cost him.
ANDY RUMBOLD: Still searching for the elusive” Ten Bob Bit”. I’m sure the rules officials will be taking a close look at the Barons equipment after his recent foray into the murky world of practice balls. Generous sponsor of the hillier trophy. Lacks recent form.
SEAN SMITH: Driver to the stars luggage, more Primark than Louis Vuitton. We are privileged to see bungalow this weekend, Lady Gaga doesn’t need her holdall. Another one of the Woodhall eight, used Rumbold’s lost wallet scam when it came to his round.
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