Darren Clutterbuck
Finding his peak at the moment (sometimes difficult to find looking down over those 5 belllies), what with his success in the the May Medal.
However that was on home turf, and it has to be said that playing away is an altogether different story, his recent exploits at Woodhall Spa (couldn't make 30 pts in either of the 2 rounds), categorically confirm that here in Hampshire his golf will return to previous mediocrity BUT bar-room play will be of the highest order (4am nightowl Lincolntime). He may want to concentrate on his warming-down exercises however, as numerous projectile vomit holes-in-one were recorded in the Woodhall Hotel room bathroom. May require roommate to act as nursemaid (outfit optional).
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