Expensive round for cilla

"I've got to see if my new handicap will hold up with the clubs elite  players".. said cilla, as he hands over his dosh.. skinless.. playing with moobs, krankie, badger and HS..

Cilla had the same amount of skins as Krankie.... Jack shit!

"Maybe playing for a £1 with the Umpas ain't such a bad idea".. said cilla..