New Boy required

The new Boy turned down the post at last minute after coming to Hut on Friday Eve...must have a word in Doddo's ear!
What went wrong?
Divotting with Septic on Frid eve?
Meeting up with old school mate 1950?
Playing 9 holes with the snail on Frid eve?
Being introduced to his Divotting Partner?....who knows!
If you have a mate who lives local , plays off 18. Isn't a member elsewhere, let me know.

H.S.