Toilet on Golf courses

After suffering from a bout of the squits, the 3 times a game man, 5 bellies is campaigning for a toilet on the course on future Away days.
Who was the unlucky 3 who had to shake his hand after the game.?
I heard rumours his golf towel is somewhere in the woods.
Does a bear shit in the woods?....no but 5 bellies does!



-Posted by H. Sweaty