After the success of Caddying for two Surrey 7's players and getting a 7 & 6 win each time, Cilla has decided to open an online Sports Physcology chatline...some questions he has already answered.
He was also seen last night given out sound advice to H. Sweaty and Septic.
Dear Cilla
Every time I hit a low shot a car pops up any ideas?
Space Cadet.
Dear Cilla
On my follow through, I tend to catch my nose with my elbow?
Gonzo
Dear Cilla
Any idea how I can bulk out my Muscles (especially my love one)?
Shaggy
Dear Cilla
How can I get rid of the Ten Bob note I have had in my wallet for a the last 10 years?
Von Rumbold.
Dear Cilla
Can I breast feed my Grandchild?
Mr Moobs.
Dear Cilla
Where do my good looking genes originate from?
H. Sweaty.
Dear Cilla
Does Drinking Magners reduce your brain cells?
Krankie No 1
Dear Cilla
If I win the Boyne, do I have to give Shaggy both medals?
Lonesome Al
Dear Cilla
Is it considered bad taste to wear Dunlop shirts in the Clubhouse?
Summo
Dear Cilla
Is my handicap coming down too quickly?
E17.
More of Doctor Cilla's questions next week.....!
Please feel free send in your questions which will be passed directly to Doctor Cilla.
Dear cilla we have a problem with rodents called Scottish twats how do we get rid of them
ReplyDeleteIf you offer No1 a plane ticket to Cyprus, he may take up your offer, No2 a season ticket to a car booting tour of Britain could be an option
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