Another stray ball

I hear the septic nearly took out Bungalow whilst putting out on the 9th green. Septic fired one from the 18th fairway and just missed Mr Moobs.
Bungalow reckons they don't know the word FORE in the US of A.
Mr Moobs reckons it just missed his head...that could be a smithy tall story....how can anyone miss a head that size?
-Posted by H. Sweaty