I have been reliably informed that the Spring Cup disqualification candidate was Lonesome Al.
Whilst laying in bed Sunday Eve re-counting his Net 69 in his head (instead of sheep) he realised he put a 4 down when it should have been a 5 (forgot a Bunker shot)
Horrified, he called 5 bellies first thing in the morning to give him the bad news.
Lonesome will be handing back the Swindle Money (it will given to The Badger)
I believe the shot he was cut will still stand.
Moral of the story, if you are marking somones card , keep an eye on them and dont take their word for it!
Wee Man, marker of Lonesome's card will have his pants pulled down and thrashed with a cane until his spotty bottom is red raw!
(Please sign the sheet on the Board if you want to volunteer to give Wee Man the cane.....27 names up already!)
On my way to Aiprort shortly (with the New R11 Irons on tow)
Sounds like a job for one of our teachers !!!!!
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