As you all know Jack Sparrow is taken a bit of time off from his golfing career to help out Tesco rebuild their brand name.
Last week Jack was on his favourite aisle stacking washing detergents when a young lady who he had a sexual encounter the week before came walking past.
She spotted Jack , went straight up to him and said "you lying little barsteward, you told me you were a stunt Pilot"
To which Jack replied... "No , I said I was part of the 'ARIEL' display Team"!
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