In this new age of technology, if asked to produce a handicap certificate, you can now ( I believe) just give the pro shop your CDH Number ( List on the Notice Board) or you can go into Masterscoreboard and print a copy of your golf performances of the last few months showing your handicap.
I , like the highly paid plumbers in the Artisan group (who do a fantastic job and would thoroughly recommend) work as a contractor on an hourly basis.
However if your time is more valuable than mine and you can't be bothered to make the trip to the Hut to get your CDH Number , I will be more than happy to use some of my PERSONAL time to take the time and effort to print you a handicap certificate.
For this personal service I would like you to make a small donation to the Captains Charity.
(Please try to give me more than 2 days notice for above service)
Also, if asked nicely after using the toilet in the hut , I can come in and wipe your ar@e!
Yours
Frustratingly
H. Sweaty
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