Some Artisan drinking quotes

Sometimes when I reflect on all the Magners I drink, I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this Magners, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. I think, "It is better to drink this Magners and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."

Krankie  No 1
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"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day."

5 Bellies
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"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."

Septic
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"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not."

Krankie No 2
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"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!" 

H. Sweaty