Ed decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend.
One evening, after the honeymoon, he was organizing his golfing
equipment.
His wife was standing nearby watching him.
After along period of silence she finally speaks.
"Honey, I've been thinking, now that we're married I think
it's time you quit golfing.
Maybe you should sell your clubs and golf cart."
Ed gets this horrified look on his face.
She says, "Darling, what's wrong?"
”There for a minute you were sounding like my ex-wife.”
"Ex wife!" she screams, "I didn't know you were
married before!"
”I wasn't!“
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