An Umpa story

I was told a divotting story from Friday night.
Shaggy said he and No Dough were divotting the farm hole when Chief Umpa hit a ball over the hill from the Tee.
As Umpa came over the hill ,Shaggy attempted to wind them up by laying spawled on the grass with No Dough over him giving him the kiss of life.
Chief Umpa's version...Came over the hill and saw Shaggy & No Dough kissing ...who do you believe?