5 bellies has grabbed the bull by the Horns and taken over the Swindle Handicaps, he has devised a new method which I believe will kick in on Sunday.
There are this week only 2 HANDICAP REDUCTIONS, I HAVE BEEN SWORN TO SECRECY BUT THE RUMOUR I HEARD IF YOU HAVE THE FOLLOWING LETTERS IN YOUR SURNAME
D.....A....Y... THEN YOU WILL BE CUT!!!!
Have a good game on Sunday the H. Sweaty is off to warmer climates!
This is outragous, I am being singled out, so I will be taking legal action over my infringement of human rights. I just want to be treated like everybody else !!!!
ReplyDeleteLOL, cut him further shots for being a whinger, it's well known that he plays off single figures in his golf society - and still wins!!!
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