In the battle of the ‘I.T. Experts’ in the prelim round of the Salver, Paul “Walk the course” Bryant beat Alan “No dough” Taylor 3 & 2 in the slowest match play round in the world! (They made Darren look like Billy Whiz!)
They managed to hold up the Hon Sec and his 2 playing partners for every hole on the back 9!
Paul said “Once again I gained valuable knowledge walking the course prior to the game and noting all pin positions”
Alan replied “I was thinking of coming up at lunchtime to check out the pins, but was reluctant to spend the extra £2.67 on petrol, when Paul suggested we played for money I nearly fainted”
After the match the ‘I.T. Boys’ retired to the Artisan Pavilion where ‘allegedly’ Alan offered to put his Memory stick into Paul’s USB Port!
The 3rd Krankie Brother all the way from Canada made an appearance at the course on Tues. John, who looks like Doogie’s twin and nothing like “Ramsey”
(The only thing he had in common with Ramsey was that he was partial to a few Magners)
Pure Genius!!!
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