One of the 'Krankie Brothers has a close shave from being 'CNUT of the week' thanks to John Alvey's fantastic 13 pts (Lowest score so far in an 18 hole competition...and I,m sure will take a lot to be beaten)
John said "I was sh*tting myself with Keable's Corner looking over my shoulder... I think I had as many points as the hoops on my jumper...next week I will wear Clutterbucks stripey jumper, that should push me into the 30's"
Moving onto the Swindle...and Fridays Co-winner Space Cadet wins yet another Swindle (35 pts) with yet again the same results...no drinks for the boys..Jon is obviously saving very hard for the wedding or has played too many games with 'Rumpole of the Bailey'!
Smartest golfer of the day was as usual 'The Septic' who's shirt buttons on his designer shirt were not straight'...need I say more!
The Club bar made the first profit of the year with the return of the Prodigal Son to the Demon drink.
Finally congratulation to the "PAST FAT CUNTROLLER" For winning the £500 squiddlies!
The Club bar made the first profit of the year with the return of the Prodigal Son to the Demon drink.
Finally congratulation to the "PAST FAT CUNTROLLER" For winning the £500 squiddlies!



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