A good turn out of 17 for 9 holes on Sunday. Wild thing decided to play a Scramble which was won by himself, Doogie and Pete Daly.
I was sworn to secrecy not to mention that Clutterbuck and his band of Merry men where last!
Please remember to put your name on the Surrey '7' sheet if you want to play for the Club in this competition.
There is strong rumour circulating that Stu "Gordon Ramsey" Malcolm's handicap may be re-adjusted due to the sh*t golf he has been playing in the last 12 months.With his shoulder /eye operation and another eye operation on the way he has been out of sorts for a while.
I overheard someone saying if he was a racehorse they would have shot him (Not Alan's horse!)
He's not even a carthorse so shoot him anyway !!!
ReplyDeleteon 2nd thoughts horses like sugar lumps so that might explain his addiction to Magners.
He would make e few gallons of Magners flavoured Glue. But for a one eyed, one armed golfer he still plays a mean game .
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