Sevens "A" team dropping like flies!

Reports that the Capt struggling to get a team together for Sundays 1st match at Home to Burhill.
With the "low handicappers" pulling out right left and centre...badger/Mr Burns/Cilla /H.S....
Septic is down to the bare bones, having to ask "10" handicapper Krankie and Moobs to fill the void.