One Members lady wife, who's name I can't reveal (I will call the "the Nun") was aghast at the state of the ladies loo at the weekend.
If you use the ladies for a "number 2", please have the decency to beat it with a stick and make sure it has gone before leaving the loo...also a squirt of air freshener wont go amiss!
I,m not at liberty to say who used the Ladies loo on sunday (I know we have a few old Tarts at the Pavillion)...but the initials were KW...And it wasnt RAFA!
I,m sure I overheard someone say "it lookS like a DIVOT in there"
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